In the News (Parts 2 and 3)

I'll tell you what's strange. Going home from work one night, and not knowing if you will be coming back the next day, or if it will be a holiday. Do you finish the spreadsheet you are working on and send it to NYC, or are you going to have a chance to finish it tomorrow and still make your deadline? Because everything here is based on the lunar calendar, you'll never know until the moon-sighting committee makes its final decision. And lastly, another odd addition. Some countries worry about teen pregnancy, and others...
I just want to know--how do you prove that Herdsman X's goat impregnated Herdsman Y's goat? Genetic testing?